Kambakkht "Movie" Ishq!!!

What would you do on a lazy Sunday evening?? Go for a movie...enjoy and comeback. Well i thought so too until i saw this SHIT called Kambakkht Ishq!!! This has to be one of the most Pathetic flicks of recent times!!

I wondered why a lead actor of a movie would say " DO not apply Logic in the movie!" (Akshay said it!). I realized the utter truth after the 2 something hours of torture!! Forget about logic, the makers did not even care to apply common sense/brains while making the movie! I fail to understand why our film makers make movies of such pathetic quality!they were projecting it to be the Indian version of Mr and Mrs Smith. Holy shit!! why in the earth would some one make such a costly ( 60 crs movie!!) dud??? and that too in the time of recession??/

The movie has absolutely no point.. the first half is too loud, sleazy and cheap. Akshay has stooped down to the lowest levels in the movie by physically abusing women, using the most derogatory terms to women (He uses the word "Bitch" at the drop of the hat!!). There are several scenes in the movie where the lead characters loath each other with the most lewd remarks that made me feel like crap!!! Which civilized human would like watching a man "fart" in a woman's face???? Women could not have been treated any more cheap in a movie than this. Akshay's supposed "comedy" is loud,cheap and repetitive! He by no means deserves all that hype he generates( all his movies starting hey baby - chandini crap to china shit !! are all bullshit!). Kareena who has an amazing screen presence and a great repertoire of films like omkara, jab we met and chameli is wasted in movies like this ( also stuff like tashan!) She has definitely blotted her resume with this sleazy one. The rest of the cast is the most useless you can see. Aftab proved again that he is good for nothing actor and amrita tried to revive her career by shedding off her clothes.. but alas nothin seems to be working for the gurl!! Women in general are treated pathetically in the movie! Sajid Nadiadwala must understand that skin show and sexist stuff wont let a movie run!!

The second half is "supposedly" emotional and all the more useless! The whole realization of the protagonists is a huge joke!!! Javed Jaffery again is wasted.. !! The only thing thats worth any wee bit watch is the guest appearances of Sylvester Stallone and densie Richards.. But she too is wasted romancing the sick hero ( WHY Denise WHY!! How could you do it!! how could you be a part of such gross stuff after being the Bond Girl!!). And now one of the biggest mistakes of the movie - ANU "the LOSER" malik!!! Every time there was a song, it made me cry in anguish! He cannot make even one single gud tune. In my view he better stick to those idiotic TV reality shit!!I feel people who make these movies should be chased away from the bollywood!!

The movie was slotted in the "romantic comedy" genre. Forget the romance.. It surely made a comedy of Indian movies across the world! I wasted 3 hours of my life in that piece of crap. If i had anything to say to the makers... its gonna be "GIVE MY MONEY BACK!!!!! and GET SOME LIFE".

They should put this sign before the movies starts Statuary Warning: " Watching this movie is injurious to health" damn these guys!!

So all you friends, PLEASE DONT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!